Brain Atrophy for this week!
Most of the time, there is always an interesting tidbits on the happenings of video gaming. However, today is a sunday and that means you get to watch your own butt dissolve into the terrible faux leather monstrosity you call a couch. Well get off that couch and into a slightly less offensive couch, because it’s anticipation [...]
Are movie games destined to always be terrible?
So, I got to thinking the other day. In a day and age with such advanced technological know-how, with almost 30 years of experience in developing games and kicking ass, with all forms of media converging closer together by the minute, we still haven’t figured out a way to make a $@#&!* movie game good. [...]
Google+ games like Facebook but it doesn’t hate you…yet
STOP IT GODDAMN IT! YOU STOP OR I WILL FIND YOU AND SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE IN COLD BLOOD! (dont forget the ~> ). I’m sure many of you find yourself stringing these violent series of words together everytime you open facebook and check your invites. After the inital social networking games boom,the [...]
Soccer Mom Super Villian
Usually, my articles consist of a bunch of old information that I assume people have looked over. With a lot of soul searching, (haha I don’t have a soul) we have relevant and time sensitive content!I give you a hip/hooray and I present to you, Gotham City Impostors! I know many of you have been [...]
Dishonor never looked so dandy
As someone with the attention span of a gerbil with a lobotomy I usually comb over development interview videos purely on instinct. However this one time, a game has made me curious enough to dive a little deeper out of my predisposed condition. What game has turned me around you ask? (I know you [...]
The Gamer’s Anthem
Sometimes in our lives, we stumble across a song or story that inspires us beyond the limitations words can express. We are moved to a point where our inner soul transcends time and space and we rise above it all to conquer all that stands in our way. For us gamers, this song represents everything [...]
All Dat Humble Inside Yo Bundle… 3
You may have read my last article on how big business is killing the video game industry (probably not, I’m realistic). Well, here is my paltry attempt as seeing the universal glass half full. While it seems futile to even try to see things half full due to the inevitability of it becoming completely [...]
Bringin’ It Back and Bloody
There have been many series that despite terrible reception from players and critics alike, have survived even from the onslaught of negativity that may or may not be justified. Essentially that means any video game movie adaptation done by Uwe Boll. When you think of Uwe Boll you might imagine a decay that chews through [...]
