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Are movie games destined to always be terrible?
So, I got to thinking the other day. In a day and age with such advanced technological know-how, with almost 30 years of experience in developing games and kicking ass, with all forms of media converging closer together by the minute, we still haven’t figured out a way to make a $@#&!* movie game good. [...]
Google+ games like Facebook but it doesn’t hate you…yet
STOP IT GODDAMN IT! YOU STOP OR I WILL FIND YOU AND SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE IN COLD BLOOD! (dont forget the ~> ). I’m sure many of you find yourself stringing these violent series of words together everytime you open facebook and check your invites. After the inital social networking games boom,the [...]
Soccer Mom Super Villian
Usually, my articles consist of a bunch of old information that I assume people have looked over. With a lot of soul searching, (haha I don’t have a soul) we have relevant and time sensitive content!I give you a hip/hooray and I present to you, Gotham City Impostors! I know many of you have been [...]
Dishonor never looked so dandy
As someone with the attention span of a gerbil with a lobotomy I usually comb over development interview videos purely on instinct. However this one time, a game has made me curious enough to dive a little deeper out of my predisposed condition. What game has turned me around you ask? (I know you [...]
The Gamer’s Anthem
Sometimes in our lives, we stumble across a song or story that inspires us beyond the limitations words can express. We are moved to a point where our inner soul transcends time and space and we rise above it all to conquer all that stands in our way. For us gamers, this song represents everything [...]
All Dat Humble Inside Yo Bundle… 3
You may have read my last article on how big business is killing the video game industry (probably not, I’m realistic). Well, here is my paltry attempt as seeing the universal glass half full. While it seems futile to even try to see things half full due to the inevitability of it becoming completely [...]
Bringin’ It Back and Bloody
There have been many series that despite terrible reception from players and critics alike, have survived even from the onslaught of negativity that may or may not be justified. Essentially that means any video game movie adaptation done by Uwe Boll. When you think of Uwe Boll you might imagine a decay that chews through [...]
Diablo Owns Your Soul Already, Why Not Pay Tithe
While scouring the 27 car pile-up they call the Internet looking for relevant news, cradling what seems to be a mixture of a hangover and embolism; I couldn’t help but notice that every relevant (overrated) new site seems to have something about Diablo 3. Being curious and also not learning my lesson about curiosity (every [...]
HD Remakes are all the rage
Gamers are a lot like middle-aged men. Sure, games these days can be pretty awesome, but ask any seasoned veteran and they’ll tell you “games aren’t like they used to be.” We’re stuck living in the past, replaying through the glory days of *insert classic game here*. Unimpressed with your Xbox 360 That’s why our [...]
The robot uprising has begun.
Look, I’m not one for hyperbole. But damn. Check it: Wow. Let’s recap: it’s a robot. That walks on its own. And can essentially restabilize itself to keep on its mission. You do all realize the next logical step, right? This video, though a few years old, is a scary reminder of what those once-picked-on [...]
Why are you crying over a game?
Have you ever felt attached to a video game? Like strong emotional attachment. Not like, “oh I love this game, it’s fun” but more “I am so emotionally invested in these characters that I will actually cry if something bad happens”. I get emotionally invested in ceratin movies, because I relate to what the characters [...]
Its time to take out the serious briefs
It’s a bit disappointing that there is only one game that came out this week but, it’s a welcome disappointment. Why would I be completely contradicting myself? Do I have some sort of rare brain disease that prevents me from knowing the difference between complicated emotions? Most likely, but I can forget about my socially [...]
Future News from the PAST!
With all of the hustle and inevitable sweat that was shed this past weekend at comic con, I’m sure there are many ex-attendees expecting news from comic con on all the major and hip news facilities. Possibly, to relive their hours that they had merely experienced moments ago or to obsessively find pictures of [...]
